The Roundtable

Sometimes a company puts out something a little bit weird, like Burger King Whopper flavoured Pringles, or something just a little bit fatfur-coded in implementation, like Burger King's current nine burger "sharing" box.

Burger King aside, there are some dumb (and sometimes oddly calorific) foods out there. Let's laugh at them.

My first proposal comes from this YouTube channel for a cafe in the north of England that I've been getting recommended a lot lately. For some of you, the accent will be incomprehensible, but the result probably speaks for itself.

A favorite topic!

I see your massive breakfast sandwich and raise you: Chocolate flavored butter. Truly the most "Wait, this isn't just a fatfur kink fic food?" I've ever encountered.



(They're coy about it on the packaging, with the "made with real butter!" attempting to downplay the butter content, but make no mistake--Challenge is a butter company specifically, and this is absolutely still mostly just butter.)

That’s… for baking cakes… right?

Sure it is!

Probably.

My first proposal comes from this YouTube channel for a cafe in the north of England that I've been getting recommended a lot lately. For some of you, the accent will be incomprehensible, but the result probably speaks for itself.

that looks SO good though, I'd absolutely try it...

My personal recommend comes courtesy of one "Fatfur Foods" over on Bsky: The Eighth wonder



an obscenely huge burger, which I won a pic of my sheepieself gorging on in a raffle, abweheh!


Art Credit goes to Pansiieee on bsky!

That sandwich looks like mostly bread, you are spending like 80% of that time chewing on plain bread and 20% eating the rest of the burger :V

Got a new one for here!

Big silly elaborate milkshakes are kind of a staple at some gimmicky restaurants now (as is their alcoholic equivalent, big silly elaborate bloody marys), were a bit of a trend in the late 2010s especially, and largely now are kinda quaint...but I had to throw this one here for literally being called "The Big Fat Fat Shake" cuz that's so...blatantly on the nose I kind of admire it?



Apparently orderable at a deli chain in the US called Fat Sal's, who's entire marketing strategy is pretty much built around stuff like this. This one in particular is only orderable as a food challenge--hundred bucks up front, refunded if you somehow manage to get the whole thing down in ten minutes (definitely a challenge; that's like, a full gallon of ice cream and there's like half a pound cake on top of it! I know people that could probably finish that, but not in ten minutes).

With some practice I could maybe do it!
I ate full gallon of ice cream in 10 minutes once before, and I LOVE cake!

Spiffy the Challenger...

10 minutes?!
That feels like a normal person would choke if they tried to gulp all that down so quickly, jeez.

Spiffy is very strong.

I just need practice! Lots of practice! Every day!